06.27.07

I’d be swinging from the highest gallows, for sure

Posted in Congress at 7:48 pm by Administrator

Michelle Malkin has a good clearinghouse of blog reporting on the gas-ration riots in Iran.  By the way, did you know that you can lose your life there if you’re caught three times enjoying a brewski, cocktail or glass of wine?

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  1. Mr. Dings said,

    June 28, 2007 at 3:21 am

    You can lose a goodly part of your life (and your backside) and your wallet, if not your entire homestead here if you get caught with a sufficient enough quantity of an ancient medicinal herb often used recreationally here. Do other countries meddle in our affairs? And if they tried to? Canada has been trying to tell us to kiss off for decades over the pressure we try to bring to bear on their drug laws. We are still striking the cocoa fields in Central and South America and it is nearing the 4th of July so expect to hear the choppy chop chop chop of the helicopters soon, on their annual search of the fields and forests here for their booty, and oh what trouble a guy gets in if they can pin the crop on him. That is, if the choppers are not all over in other countries on other missions. Lets continue to try to make this truly the home of the brave and the land of the free. Bong hits 4 Jesus!

  2. Mr. Dings said,

    June 28, 2007 at 3:24 am

    Since the blog humorist has struck the previous post:

    A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he
    said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into
    the river.” With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the
    wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” And then
    finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, “And if I had all the
    whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” Sermon
    complete, he sat down.

    The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly
    laughing, “For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, “Shall We Gather
    at the River”

    Smile, life is too short not to!! If this brightened your day, don’t let
    it stop here. Pass it on with a smile. Keep spreading the Cheer.

    See you at the river!

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